Dark Knight Flops

Dark Knight Flops

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We rode in silence for a while until I finally asked, “So how is Mom doing—how’s Mom?” and Dad turned to me and said, “She’s gone.” He broke into convulsive crying as he drove. l just sat there across from him while he cried. I sat there with my open bottle of tequila in my lap staring out the window at that flat, hot Rhode Island landscape and all of the other air-conditioned cars with their windows closed. l just sat there and didn’t reach out to Dad or say a word. I just sat there with the phrase going over and over in my head, “She’s gone.” She’s gone. And over and over that phrase continued, like the end of a story in a Grimm fairy tale, like when the princess or the queen dies of a broken heart. And it played over and over again, that phrase “She’s gone.” She’s gone—died of a broken heart. She’s gone. She’s gone. She died of a broken heart. — Spalding Gray, “Impossible Vacation” (via sextruck)

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Forget it.

Every fuckin’ day of my life.

ohmymonicker:

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pfdiva:

hey-sass-butt:

cupcakecannibal:

fire-boys-butt:

suitep:

This is a wolf made from pipe cleaners. (more)

ARE YOU KIDDING

GET OUT

WHY THE FUCK ARE SOME PEOPLE ALLOWED TO BE THIS TALENTED WHILE THE REST OF US ARE AT HOME FUCKING WATCHING NETFLIX

That’s….not a real wolf cub?

pfdiva:

hey-sass-butt:

cupcakecannibal:

fire-boys-butt:

suitep:

This is a wolf made from pipe cleaners. (more)

ARE YOU KIDDING

GET OUT

WHY THE FUCK ARE SOME PEOPLE ALLOWED TO BE THIS TALENTED WHILE THE REST OF US ARE AT HOME FUCKING WATCHING NETFLIX

That’s….not a real wolf cub?

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sextruck:

Inspecting the booty:

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withearstoseeandeyest0hear:

wannabegradstudent:

dailydot:

Quidditching! Slightly less embarrassing than planking.

Harry Potter’s effect on society. I like it.

oh my god every sunday at a park near where i live people play quiddich it’s the weirdest thing ever idk

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rasputin:

Now kiss…

I’m so glad someone made a GIF set of this!

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